From the jokers at Apple Support: How to clean your Mighty Mouse

The ever knowledgeable jokers at Apple Support have posted: “How to clean your Mighty Mouse.”

My favorite line: “Although your Mighty Mouse never needs to be fed or watered, you may occasionally find that you need to clean it.”

Personally, I’d recommend a techno soundtrack for the somber video and a nice one liner to finish: “Make sure to watch for mice who’ve soiled themselves.”